Entries from May 2005

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

Bush Told on Thursday What He Did Wednesday

Washington - Members of President Bush’s security detail revealed yesterday that they don’t tell the president where he has been or what he’s done on a particular day until the following afternoon, at a briefing they call, Let’s Talk About Yesterday. The president, speaking to reporters on the White House lawn, rejected implications that the [...]

Friday, May 13th, 2005

Pigeons Flying Over White House Will Be Shot Down

The White House issued a strong warning yesterday to all pigeons considering flying over the White House: Think twice.

Monday, May 9th, 2005

Bush, Putin Make Out, Fight, Make Out

MOSCOW - In what is shaping up to be the roller coaster romance of the summer, U.S. President George Bush and Russian President Vladimir Putin ran through all the many permutations of their heated romance while Bush was in Moscow to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the Allied victory over Nazi Germany in World War [...]

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005

Boring Current Wars Hindering Ability to Fight Exciting New Ones

Because the U.S. military is engaged in wars in both Afghanistan and Iraq, it may not be able to quickly win the new wars the Bush administration plans to start, according to a report given to Congress by Air Force Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.