The National Protrusion

CRAWFORD, Texas - After nearly a week, President Bush says he’s just now “getting into the groove” of his vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Texas. Much like a professional athlete, ballet dancer, or sculptor, the president has his own pace and routine for gearing up to really begin work on his chosen art form, [...]

WASHINGTON - Less Americans approve of President Bush than approve of Death, according to a recent poll. 42% of Americans approve of the job the president is doing, while 43% approve of the job Death is doing. It is the president’s lowest approval rating in his time in office, while for Death it marks a [...]