by Laura Bush
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Washington - Once again invoking Executive Privilege, President Bush today refused to show up for a scheduled dentist appointment. The appointment had been made nearly four weeks ago by President Bush’s personal secretary.
Defending his decision to avoid the appointment, Bush said, “I’m the president. Me. Not you. Me. And not him, either. Me. And the [...]
Washington - A report released today by the National Intelligence Estimation Committee of Oversight of Intelligence Estimation claims that more people than previously thought want, “All Americans wiped off the face of the Earth. Even Native Americans.”
The report cited the continued threat of Al Qaeda, both Al Qaeda Classic, the type which attacked the United [...]
Washington - Appearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee today, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales responded to all questions with the phrase, “I like horses.” The Attorney General would not elaborate or adjust his statement. He simply repeated, some 172 times in total, the phrase, “I Like Horses.”
Judiciary Committee Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-VT) asked Gonzales, “Attorney General, [...]
Washington - Vice President Dick Cheney said he needed something to cleanse his pallet after a particularly heavy first course, so he grabbed the United States Constitution, sitting on the table nearby, and devoured it. “There was no sorbet,” Cheney said. He was attending a White House dinner with various U.S. and foreign officials.
After he [...]
