Entries from August 2007

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Any Last Requests Before I Suck Out Your Life Force?

by Ann Coulter

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Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Will You Hug Me?

by Alberto Gonzales

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Friday, August 10th, 2007

The Incredible Short Film Lit Is Now On Google Video

The incredible short comedy film, Lit, is now posted on Google Video. You can go here to watch, or watch it below.
Thank you,
Management

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Friday, August 10th, 2007

Rumsfeld Preemptively Attacks Spider in Garage

St. Michaels, MD - Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld preemptively attacked and killed a spider in the garage of his home here in St. Michaels, Maryland. Rumsfeld shouted, “I’ll see you in Hell,” then crushed the spider with a workboot.
“I mean, it’s a no-brainer to me, frankly,” Rumsfeld said outside his garage, still tightly [...]