Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to, “Pretend to fight the status quo that exists in Washington. I know that’s what the people of America want, and I intend with every fiber of my being to act like I’m doing that.”
by Bill Clinton
The National Broadcasting Company announced today that, beginning January 9th, its Wednesday night prime-time lineup will feature the new reality show, “Can These Color Bars Last An Hour?”
A young terrorist said he is, “Disappointed and surprised,” that popular online retailer Amazon.com does not return a single listing for cesium-137.
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad demanded in a speech today that he receive, from the United States, “The most moist piece of cake that there is.”
