Following the Democratic primary debate at Cleveland State University Tuesday night, NBC Washington bureau chief Tim Russert detained Barack Obama for several hours in a small room in the school’s main building, and forced him to answer additional questions.
The task force will investigate alleged acts of curiosity on the part of American citizens, reports of which have circulated on the internet.
“I was sure one of my aides had put them on disc,” Rodriguez told reporters today.
President Bush’s Secret Service detail did not inform him of his own location until after they had safely left that location.
“I personally have never seen them look this fetching,” Chertoff said.
Hillary Clinton today accused rival Barack Obama of, “Just winning all over the place.”
by Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
The Food and Drug Adminisitration said today that it was ordering over 30,000 tainted beefcakes, or muscular, well-toned men, recalled, for fear they had been contaminated due to the way in which they were harvested.
Mohammed Nazir Bin Lep, one of 14 high-value terrorists in U.S. custody, is left wondering these days what it is exactly that his high value gets him.
Shortly before the House recessed yesterday, Republican Congressman Ander Crenshaw of Florida suggested that Congress might better understand whether the much-debated practice of waterboarding was torture, if the Congress was treated to a demonstration of a simulated drowning, using House Speaker Nancy Pelosi as the fill-in for a detainee.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was traded to France today for a functionary to be named later and several bureaucratic draft picks.
President Bush today announced the formation of a new House committee, the main function of which will be to condone the actions undertaken by the executive branch by holding up their end goals as justification.
