The National Protrusion

New York – ABC has announced plans to air a debate next week between Flag Lapel Pin, the popular symbol of patriotism which many American politicians wear on their jackets, and Jeremiah Wright Quotes, a series of statements made by the controversial pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Asked about how he sees the debate going, “This Week” anchor and likely debate moderator George Stephanopoulos said, “Well, I think Wright Quotes have a distinct advantage because they are already words on paper, whereas Flag Lapel Pin can’t speak. Because it’s a pin. But then again, it is a pin of the American flag, so it has the whole patriotism thing going for it. So it should be exciting.”