Entries from May 2008

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Maverick McCain Orders Tuna Salad When Everyone Else is Getting Turkey

Sedona, AZ – Republican presidential candidate John McCain reinforced his image as a maverick during a trip to a local deli, when the Arizona senator ordered tuna salad, while everyone accompanying him opted for the turkey and avocado special.
“It was just a decision I made from my gut, based on what I believe in,” [...]

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Clinton: You’ll Have to Kill Me

Coral Gables, Florida - On Wednesday, Presidential Hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton erased any doubts about whether she would stay in the race for the Democratic nomination as long as she possibly can. “Some people, they want me out of this thing,” Clinton said to a large crowd during a morning appearance. The crowd responded with [...]

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Thousands Offer to Return Stimulus Checks if Bush Will Leave Office Early

Washington – Thousands of Americans from around the country converged at the White House today with their checkbooks in hand. They said they were each prepared to write a check to the United States Treasury for the amount they would receive from the so-called economic stimulus, if President Bush would agree to leave office as [...]

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey - Obama, Appeasement and Iran

The Mack Truck discusses Barack Obama’s stated intention to negotiate with Iran. It’s an excerpt from the May 19th episode of The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show.

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Monday, May 19th, 2008

Depressed Congressman Tries to Veto His Own Bill

Washington – Congressman Warren App (D-Utah) attempted to veto a school funding bill that he himself had brought before the House of Representatives, saying, “Ah, what’s the use? Just screw it. I veto this…this God-forsaken bill. What’s the point anyway, huh? Tell me that. What’s the ever-loving point of anything?!”
Friends say App is in [...]

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

Barney Regularly Consulted on Foreign Policy Matters

Washington - Newly-released documents reveal that Barney, one of President Bush’s two dogs, has been regularly consulted on issues of foreign policy and international relations, often being relied on for advice that is said to have been valued by Bush “as much as advice from Vice President Cheney.” The documents consist mainly of minutes from [...]

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Rove Searching for New Unqualified Politician to Work With

Washington - These days, you can see Karl Rove on Fox News, where he serves as an on-air analyst, or read his columns in Newsweek or The Wall Street Journal. But what many people don’t know is that when he isn’t opining on the current election-year politics, he’s out pounding the pavement, searching for a [...]

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

McCain Thinks Everyone at Town Hall Meeting is Robert Downey, Jr.

North Bend, WA – Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain mistakenly thought everyone attending a town hall meeting here this morning was the actor Robert Downey, Jr. McCain referred to everyone he spoke to as “Robert Downey, Jr.,” though the actor was not in attendance. There is no word as to what may have caused [...]

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey - John Hagee vs. Jeremiah Wright

An excerpt from the May 11th episode, in which the Mack Truck discusses the difference between Jeremiah Wright and John Hagee.

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Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show - Socialized Medicine

In this excerpt from the May 5th episode of The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show, the Truck talks about the Clinton and/or Obama health care plans, and how at heart they boil down to socialism.

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Monday, May 5th, 2008

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show - McCain and Oil

An excerpt from the May 4th episode of The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show, in which the Mack Truck discusses the uproar over recent comments made by Senator John McCain.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Hi! I’m Just Like You, Except I’m a Millionaire, a Senator and an ex-First Lady, and You’re None of Those Things

By Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hi, small-town America! You all probably know me by now. Or at least you know what you’ve seen on TV and read in the papers. But do you know the real me? The real person behind the public persona? I’m not sure many people do. So let me tell you straight out: [...]