[Audio] Top General Not Sure About Troops, But Surge in His Pants Working Like Gangbusters

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   Let’s see now…it couldn’t be the starch his wife used when she laundered the General’s shorts since it makes them rough and stiff, and you don’t want the stiff part to be in the fabric. A little starch never got me revved up. Ah-ha! It’s gotta be in the fabric softener.

   Hey Mr. Reporter guy, can you pull some strings and see if you can get me hooked up with the General’s wife? I gotta get me some of what that dude has…in my pants I mean!

   If this works out just maybe I can trade in my old lady for a younger, tighter, trouble free, freshly laundered, pair of shorts…if not pants!?

   Comment by It's in the laundry, stupid! — November 25, 2008 @
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   Don’t ever mistake love with laundry. Laundry never lets you down, cheats on you (unless someone steals your shorts…I guess), runs up your credit card beyond the price of a couple of Fruit of The Looms and a pair or two of Dockers, or breaks your heart by telling you “I’ve fallen out of love with you…I do love you, but I’m not in love with you”.
   When was the last time your shorts truly let you down? When was the last time your so called lover let you down…see what I’m talking about here? It turns out I was looking for love in all the wrong places, when all I really ever had to do was look down.

   This is a fantastic concept. Now nobody ever need complain when they “take it in the shorts”, cause that’s the ideal place to take it…and make it!

   Comment by It's in the laundry, stupid! — November 25, 2008 @

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