President Barack Obama asked Vice President Joe Biden what he knew about how a provision allocating $10 million to the purchase of Skittles, a popular candy, made its way into Mr. Obama’s proposed budget.
“I know it’s kind of a long shot,” said Barberie, who has worked as a janitor at the Capitol since 2003.
Unlike the Democrat-backed bill, the Republican stimulus package would be ultra-exclusive, amounting to $800 billion divided evenly among 20 rich white men.
The White House announced projections of growth in the field of counting newly unemployed and poor Americans for the U.S. Census Bureau and other organizations of its kind.
Senate Republicans introduced a bill today that would simultaneously eliminate the income tax and the income for the so-called ‘middle class.’
President Barack Obama is reportedly considering a plan to sell Vice President Joe Biden to Japan for an undisclosed amount of cash and goods.
Joe and Lori Metuchen realized something Friday, as they were waiting on a long line at 4:00 AM for a nearby Best Buy to open: toothpaste is a great gift for Christmas.
The executives requested government aid to enable the continuation of the practices.
President Bush addressed the nation to tell the American people, “You will all be poor by Friday, Monday at the latest.”
“This country should not have to face the prospect of several different oil companies determining its economic fate,” CEO Rex V. Tillerson said in a statement.
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