Thousands Offer to Return Stimulus Checks if Bush Will Leave Office Early
Bush, whose approval rating is the lowest in modern history, rejected the proposal during a brief exchange with reporters later in the day.
Bush Offers Nation Change from Floor of Car
President Bush said today that the nation could have the 52 cents he found on the floor of one of several armored limousines used for presidential travel.
Delta to Offer Discount Seating on Wings
Delta Airlines announced today it would offer special discounted seating to passengers willing to sit on the wings of its planes.
Bernanke Cuts Children’s Allowance .75%
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke cut the amount his children receive in allowance from him and his wife Anna by .75 percent.
Bush Urges Nation to Wait for Rich Uncle to Call and Offer Large Cash Gift
Hoping to defend himself against criticism that his administration hasn’t done enough to help average Americans who are struggling financially, President Bush met with Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and several other economic advisers at the White House today.
Department of Education Folded Into Department of Defense
President Bush today signed a bill which folds the Department of Education into the Department of Defense.
Bush Orders Destruction of Economy
President Bush addressed the nation tonight to say he had ordered the United States military to, “Strike the fluctuating, unreliable U.S. economy before it can do any more damage.”
Congress Pledges Swift, Meaningless Action
Democratic and Republican members of Congress pledged to battle the growing economic crisis facing the country with swift, meaningless action.
Harry Reid Arrested for Flashing His Stimulus Package
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) was arrested and detained briefly for allegedly opening his coat and showing other senators and members of Congress his economic stimulus package.
Bush: I Gave a Poor Child a Sandwich Once
President Bush this week said he doesn’t know how much more he can do for the nation’s poor children, being that he once gave a poor child a sandwich.
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