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Bush: Killing Some Chinese Would Lower Gas Prices

President Bush made what many see as a radical proposal this weekend to curb rising oil prices, suggesting that the United States and other nations use their military to halve the Chinese population, thereby considerably reducing demand for oil.

President: Let’s Count Two Poor People As One

President Bush shocked a joint session of the South Carolina Legislature when he announced what he called “the solution” that will keep Social Security solvent.

Bush to Increase Money for War Dead, War Dead

According to experts, the $12420 gratuity payment was enough to take one child to the dentist twice.

Brave President Boldly Confronts Class-Action Lawsuits, Saves Country

Leaving behind secondary concerns like the war in Iraq and a struggling economy, the president boldly stated that stopping class-action lawsuits is now his top priority.

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