New York – ABC has announced plans to air a debate next week between Flag Lapel Pin, the popular symbol of patriotism which many American politicians wear on their jackets, and Jeremiah Wright Quotes, a series of statements made by the controversial pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Asked about how he sees the debate going, “This [...]
Beijing – The Chinese Government announced today that it planned to add a new event to the Olympic Games when they are held here this summer. The Caning Competition will pit international competitors against one another to see who can cane, whip or flog a political protester the most times in thirty seconds. Countries are [...]
Atlanta, GA - Delta Airlines announced today it would offer special discounted seating to passengers willing to sit on the wings of its planes. “We think this is a wonderful opportunity for those passengers looking for a low-cost way to fly,” said Deborah Anville, a Delta spokesperson. “If you live, and reach your destination, you’ll [...]
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke cut the amount his children receive in allowance from him and his wife Anna by .75 percent.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told reporters the U.S. Congress convened a special session today to “talk about how we might eventually think about doing something about the state of things in our country.”
Following the Democratic primary debate at Cleveland State University Tuesday night, NBC Washington bureau chief Tim Russert detained Barack Obama for several hours in a small room in the school’s main building, and forced him to answer additional questions.
“I was sure one of my aides had put them on disc,” Rodriguez told reporters today.
