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Looks Like You’ve Stepped in the Merde Now, Mr. President

You know it’s bad when even the French guy is giving you flack.

What This Economy Needs is to Win the Lottery

by Rep. Chip Daniels (D-MD)

Ask Congress: The AIG Bonuses

The National Protrusion is proud to debut Ask Congress, a series where members of the United States Congress answer questions on a given topic.

My Mother and Father Must Start Lending Again

This parent-child economy only works if there is lending from the parent to the child.

Why Are There Still Problems, Mr. Problem Eraser?

by Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey, Op-Ed Columnist

Oh, I’m Sorry, Mr. Obama, I Didn’t Realize You Were Running For President of Germany

The Mack Truck takes a break from his radio show to pen an opinion piece on Obama’s recent overseas trip.

Between You and Me, Scalia and Thomas Are Fat Assholes

By Samuel A. Alito, Jr.

Hi! I’m Just Like You, Except I’m a Millionaire, a Senator and an ex-First Lady, and You’re None of Those Things

By Hillary Rodham Clinton

Maybe I’m Confusing People With This Message of Hope

By Barack Obama

Al Qaeda Would Love Your E-mails to Remain Private

by Michael B. Mukasey