Opinion

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Trust Me, You Don’t Want Me Reaching Across the Aisle

by Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

I Want To See More Women At The Polls, Preferably Without Clothing

by Bill Clinton

Any Last Requests Before I Suck Out Your Life Force?

by Ann Coulter

Will You Hug Me?

by Alberto Gonzales

Just Because I Eat Children Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Love Them

by Laura Bush