Palin Pens Exquisite, Nuanced Facebook Update
Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin posted what is being hailed as a “masterpiece” of the genre of Facebook status updates Tuesday, wowing both literary critics and fans alike.
Illegal Immigrant Will Take Over as Host of ‘Lou Dobbs Tonight’
A spokesman for CNN has confirmed that Luis Gonzalez, an immigrant who illegally crossed the border from Mexico into the United States in 2005, will take over the reigns as host of ‘Lou Dobbs Tonight,’ effective immediately.
Senator Hopes to Give Corporations More Rights than Gay Couples
Senator James Inhofe, Republican of Oklahoma, recently declared it his mission as a lawmaker “to see that corporations can do everything they want, and that gay couples can do almost nothing that they want.”
Olympia Snowe Leaving ‘Gang of Six’ to Pursue Solo Career
A publicist for Senator Olympia Snowe of Maine confirmed that the senator is leaving the so-called ‘Gang of Six’ senators to pursue a career forming legislation outside the group.
Democrats, Republicans Confident They Can Get Something Awful to the President Soon
Showing true bipartisan spirit, Democrats and Republicans from both the House and the Senate say they’re ratcheting up a joint effort to deliver to President Barack Obama “some terrible, God-awful legislation” in a timely manner.
The Pointy Point: Investigate the CIA?
Attorney General Eric Holder a special prosecutor to investigate the harsh interrogations of prisoners by the CIA. But what kind of investigation will it be?
Sources: Grassley May Be Biased Against Public Health Plan Because He’s Already Dead
“He doesn’t understand the perspective of living people, and I almost got the feeling he held it against them that they need medical attention.”
Insurance Industry Executives Negotiate Health Care Bill While Senate Is On Vacation
Executives from the health insurance industry are negotiating health care legislation in place of vacationing senators, specifically taking up the work of the Senate Finance Committee, according to people with knowledge of the ongoing meetings and members of the committee.
Sotomayor Hearings Continue, with Pointed Questions
In Washington today, questioning of Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor by the Senate Judiciary continued.
Rahm Emanuel Quietly Strangles Cleaning Woman Who Saw Classified Documents
Mr. Emanuel said the strangling, “Went off without a hitch,” and he was back at work within a half hour.
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