Entries Tagged as 'Politics'

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Clinton: I’ll Kill Bin Laden With My Bare Hands

Philadelphia, PA – On the eve of the all-important Pennsylvania primary, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton told supporters here that if elected she will, “Not only catch Osama Bin Laden, but then I will kill him, strangle him with my bare hands. And then, once he’s dead, I will break his face open with some kind [...]

Friday, April 11th, 2008

McCain Vows to Defeat Nazis and Japanese in Iraq

Bay Ridge, Brooklyn - NY – At this morning’s campaign stop in the Bay Ridge section of Brooklyn, John McCain vowed that if elected, he will “defeat the forces of Nazism in Iraq, and also the Japanese forces that are there, which is well known.” The comments were the latest example of what many see [...]

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Clinton Ahead, If You Count Delegates Pledged in Her Mind

Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton told a crowd of supporters that she is in fact ahead in pledged delegates “if you count the ones that are pledged in my mind.”

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Clinton Points Up Fighter Pilot Experience

Hillary Clinton said she is better equipped than rival Barack Obama to lead the country, in part because of her experience as a fighter pilot who participated in the NATO air strikes against Bosnian Serb military targets in 1995.

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Clinton Challenges Obama to Cage Match

Hillary Clinton’s campaign released a statement challenging rival Barack Obama to a televised steel-cage wrestling match.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Romney Vows Continued Handsomeness

In California ahead of a Republican debate at the Ronald Reagan Library, Mitt Romney said voters can rely on him, “To be unwavering in my handsomeness.”

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Fred Thompson Admits He Died Several Months Ago

Fred Thompson ended his presidential campaign today, then admitted to reporters that he actually died several months ago, and had been, “going through the motions” ever since.