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Palin’s Rating Among Moose, Wolves Has Plummeted

Palin’s approval rating among the two groups has dropped some 52%, from 71% before the election season, to just 19% this week.

Cheney Asks if He Can Be Secretary of Evil

Vice President Dick Cheney asked Vice President-elect Joe Biden of Delaware about the possibility of serving in the Obama administration as Secretary of Evil.

Sarah Palin Offers Husband Todd to GOP in Bizarre Sacrificial Ceremony

In an unusual sacrificial ceremony, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin offered her husband Todd to GOP leaders in exchange for a political future within the party.

Bush Asks Obama if He Can Keep “Some of the Really Good Pens”

President Bush reportedly called President-elect Barack Obama today to ask if he would mind if Mr. Bush took “some of the really good pens – the nice, heavy ones, with the White House seal.”

McCain Buys 3 Seconds of Air Time on Food Network

The campaign of Arizona Senator John McCain announced today that it had purchased three seconds of air time on the Food Network, during which time it will air an ad for the senator’s campaign.

Palin Pushes McCain Out of Campaign Plane

Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin is trying to explain why she pushed Republican Presidential nominee John McCain off Mr. McCain’s campaign plane early this morning.

McCain Hurls Bob Schieffer at Obama

The third and final debate between presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama abruptly ended when Senator McCain picked up moderator Bob Schieffer of CBS News and hurled him at Senator Obama.

McCain Wanders Off Debate Stage and Into Undergraduate Physics Lecture

Senator McCain wound up in a physics classroom, located in the same building, where he sat in on part of a lecture being given to undergraduate students.

Couric to Palin: Do You Know We’re Recording This?

Several times during her exclusive interview with Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric asked Palin whether or not she was aware that the interviews were being taped, and that “other people would see them.”

Palin: This Financial Situation Needs a Good Scrubbin’ and a Cleanin’

Campaigning with Senator John McCain in Pennsylvania Monday, Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin told an invited audience of nearly 3,000 that Wall Street needed “a good old-fashioned scrubbin’.”