Abortion to Receive Govt. Funding Only When Two or More Women Might Die
A Democratic House member has made his amendment even more restrictive.
A Democratic House member has made his amendment even more restrictive.
A death panel convened by the Obama Administration to judge which Americans are allowed to live or die has ruled that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin must be tweeted, or twittered, to death.
Lawmakers in Congress may disagree on many aspects of health care reform legislation, but they agree on one thing: illegal immigrants don’t deserve health care legislation, because they don’t deserve health.
A study released Wednesday by the National Institutes of Health finds that an overwhelming majority of sick Americans will be dead by the time a health care bill passes, because they delayed doctor’s visits and other necessary medical procedures due to high medical care costs coupled with job losses and low incomes.
In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that generosity, altruism and sacrifice violate the Constitution, specifically the Fourth Amendment’s protection from unreasonable searches and seizures.
President Obama announced his appointment of Larry Brillstein as Secretary of Panic at the White House Thursday afternoon.
“This is not a time to be a dreamer,” Mr. Obama said.
“I have to look at it honestly and objectively, and when I do that, I see that I haven’t done the job,” the president said.
The worm told a user in New York that he “had the lamest Firefox bookmarks this virus has ever seen.”
Former United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was discovered in a storage shed behind the White House Saturday by security personnel.