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Abortion to Receive Govt. Funding Only When Two or More Women Might Die

A Democratic House member whose amendment to the House health care reform bill restricting abortion funding had already provoked intense debate, revised that amendment Thursday, making it even more restrictive.

Death Panel Rules Palin be Tweeted to Death

A death panel convened by the Obama Administration to judge which Americans are allowed to live or die has ruled that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin must be tweeted, or twittered, to death.

Tea Partiers Mistakenly Kill Man Named Bill

Shouts of “Kill the bill” led to the shooting death of a man named Bill, outside the Capitol Building Saturday during an anti-health care reform protest.

Illegal Immigrants Not Entitled to Health

Lawmakers in Congress may disagree on many aspects of health care reform legislation, but they agree on one thing: illegal immigrants don’t deserve health care legislation, because they don’t deserve health.

Study: Most Sick Americans Will be Dead by the Time Health Care Bill Passes

A study released Wednesday by the National Institutes of Health finds that an overwhelming majority of sick Americans will be dead by the time a health care bill passes, because they delayed doctor’s visits and other necessary medical procedures due to high medical care costs coupled with job losses and low incomes.

Supreme Court Rules Altruism Unconstitutional

In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that generosity, altruism and sacrifice violate the Constitution, specifically the Fourth Amendment’s protection from unreasonable searches and seizures.

Health Care Legislation: Is It Going to Choke You to Death?

From NPN, a report on the health care legislation currently being debated by Congress. Are the bills really out to choke you to death? A Republican senator says yes.

New Jersey Officials Arrested in FBI Sting Operation

Three New Jersey mayors, members of the state assembly and several rabbis were arrested Thursday in a wide-ranging FBI sting operation.

Senate Narrowly Votes Down Gun Measure

The Senate narrowly defeated an amendment that would have allowed people with permits for a concealed firearm in one state to carry that firearm into a different state.

Should Congress Delay its Summer Recess?

The U.S. House of Representatives is scheduled for a recess beginning July 31st.