Obama Fails to Keep Country Safe From Dick Cheney
“I have to look at it honestly and objectively, and when I do that, I see that I haven’t done the job,” the president said.
New ‘Belittler’ Computer Worm Insults Personal Data
The worm told a user in New York that he “had the lamest Firefox bookmarks this virus has ever seen.”
Alberto Gonzales Discovered Living on Pine Cones in White House Storage Shed
Former United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was discovered in a storage shed behind the White House Saturday by security personnel.
Scalia and Thomas Perform ‘Who’s On First?’ at Local Auditorium
Supreme Court Justices Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas peformed their rendition of the famous comedy sketch ‘Who’s On First?’ to a sold-out crowd at Beckman Auditorium.
Bush Leaves Country ‘Awesome’ Mix Tape
In his final act as president, George W. Bush presented the American people with what he called an “awesome” mix tape.
Biden Pushing for Inaugural Moon Bounce
So far, there has been no ruling by the committee regarding Biden’s request.
White House Christmas: Cheney Gives Enriched Uranium Again
At Monday’s annual White House Christmas party, Vice President Dick Cheney surprised no one when he gave everyone on his gift list a block of enriched uranium.
Bush Asks to Be Graded on a Curve
President Bush addressed the nation tonight to ask that history, and the American people, judge him “on a curve, to make things fair.”
Bush Won’t Come Out of Cardboard Box Fort [White House Press Briefing]
In this audio excerpt from NPNR, Interim White House Press Secretary Josh Upland takes questions regarding a news story which said that President Bush is refusing to come out of a fort he constructed out of cardboard boxes.
Cheney Refuses to Set Timetable for Withdrawal from White House
Vice President Dick Cheney said he will refuse any attempt to impose “unwise, politically-motivated timelines” for the Bush administration’s withdrawal from the White House.
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