Chinese Govt. to Add Caning Competition to Olympic Games

Beijing – The Chinese Government announced today that it planned to add a new event to the Olympic Games when they are held here this summer. The Caning Competition will pit international competitors against one another to see who can cane, whip or flog a political protester the most times in thirty seconds. Countries are scrambling to form teams for the event, which has never before been part of any Olympic Games. The U.S. team will feature members of several police departments and former Blackwater employees.