Bush OKs Free Speech in Designated Guarded Areas
The Secret Service is investigating the removal of three people from a town hall meeting with President George W. Bush regarding Social Security here in Denver last week.
Jesus: You Guys Fucking Suck
God’s son Jesus appeared before a small group of reporters in an impromptu press conference on the corners of Lafayette and Bleeker streets in Manhattan’s Greenwich Village on Easter Sunday, and took the opportunity to reprimand the human race.
DeLay Solders Church and State Together in Midnight Ceremony
Residents in nearby homes say something definitely went on in the woods last night, and many see a connection between it and the House Majority Leader’s bill.
Bush to Save World, Drill It For Oil
The U.S. Senate voted 51-49 to approve oil drilling in an Alaskan wildlife refuge.
President Still Best at “Pick an Awful Nominee”
President Bush’s streak of picking nominees with precisely the opposite qualifications than what are needed for their respective posts is alive and well.
Nader Enters Fifth Grade Student Council Election
Akron, Ohio – Former presidential candidate Ralph Nader entered Arondale Elementary School’s fifth grade student council elections Wednesday, then quickly jumped ahead of the former front-runner, ten-year-old Timmy Madigan. In an instant tracking poll taken Wednesday afternoon, Nader led Madigan by 82 points.
“What can I say,” the 2000 Green Party candidate said. “The kids love [...]
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