May2005

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Bush Told on Thursday What He Did Wednesday

Members of President Bush’s security detail revealed yesterday that they don’t tell the president where he has been or what he’s done on a particular day until the following afternoon, at a briefing they call, Let’s Talk About Yesterday.

Pigeons Flying Over White House Will Be Shot Down

The White House issued a strong warning yesterday to all pigeons considering flying over the White House: Think twice.

Bush, Putin Make Out, Fight, Make Out

The two world leaders broke up and made up no less than ten times during Bush’s visit, volleying from hate to love, from passion to cold neglect.

Boring Current Wars Hindering Ability to Fight Exciting New Ones

Because the U.S. military is engaged in wars in both Afghanistan and Iraq, it may not be able to quickly win the new wars the Bush administration plans to start, according to a report given to Congress by Air Force Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.