October2007

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Edwards Slashes Clinton’s Tires

Presidential candidate John Edwards admitted today that he slashed the tires of rival candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton’s campaign bus early Tuesday morning.

White House: We Don’t Torture, Unless by Torture You Mean Drowning, Beating to Death with Sticks or Suffocation

White House Press Secretary Dana Perino reiterated her assertion today that the United States does not torture detainees in its custody.

Bush: I Gave a Poor Child a Sandwich Once

President Bush this week said he doesn’t know how much more he can do for the nation’s poor children, being that he once gave a poor child a sandwich.