Congress Pledges Swift, Meaningless Action
Democratic and Republican members of Congress pledged to battle the growing economic crisis facing the country with swift, meaningless action.
Harry Reid Arrested for Flashing His Stimulus Package
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) was arrested and detained briefly for allegedly opening his coat and showing other senators and members of Congress his economic stimulus package.
Fred Thompson Elected President of His Imagination
It was during a campaign stop in Charleston today that Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson announced he had been elected president of his own imagination.
Attempting to Cry, Giuliani Vomits on Several Undecided Voters
Taking a cue from the campaign of Hillary Rodham Clinton, Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani allegedly attempted to cry at a campaign event at the Hilton Hotel in Sarasota this morning, but wound up vomiting on several undecided voters seated near him at a large table.
The National Protrusion is Sort of Liveblogging the ABC New Hampshire Debates
I’m trying this out. I’ve never live-blogged before, so you may have to bear with me. And it’s also not really live, it’s just live on the West Coast.
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