Following the Democratic primary debate at Cleveland State University Tuesday night, NBC Washington bureau chief Tim Russert detained Barack Obama for several hours in a small room in the school’s main building, and forced him to answer additional questions.
The task force will investigate alleged acts of curiosity on the part of American citizens, reports of which have circulated on the internet.
Rodriguez added that he only destroyed the tapes because he “hates analog” and wants everyone to move into the digital age.
President Bush’s Secret Service detail did not inform him of his own location until after they had safely left that location.
“I personally have never seen them look this fetching,” Chertoff said.
Hillary Clinton today accused rival Barack Obama of, “Just winning all over the place.”
by Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
The Food and Drug Adminisitration said today that it was ordering over 30,000 tainted beefcakes, or muscular, well-toned men, recalled, for fear they had been contaminated due to the way in which they were harvested.
Mohammed Nazir Bin Lep, one of 14 high-value terrorists in U.S. custody, is left wondering these days what it is exactly that his high value gets him.
“I can’t think of a better way to get a visual representation of this practice than to have it demonstrated on the Speaker, in front of the full Congress,” Crenshaw said.
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