Clinton Ahead, If You Count Delegates Pledged in Her Mind
Presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton told a crowd of supporters that she is in fact ahead in pledged delegates “if you count the ones that are pledged in my mind.”
CIA Inadvertently Destroys Two Senators
General Michael V. Hayden, director of the Central Intelligence Agency, testified on Capitol Hill today that the CIA “inadvertently destroyed two senators” who were at the agency’s headquarters in Langley, Virginia to hold a meeting with him.
Bush Asks History to Preemptively Pardon Him
President Bush made a public plea today for History to preemptively pardon him from any negative judgments that might be leveled against him in the future.
Clinton Points Up Fighter Pilot Experience
Hillary Clinton said she is better equipped than rival Barack Obama to lead the country, in part because of her experience as a fighter pilot who participated in the NATO air strikes against Bosnian Serb military targets in 1995.
Bin Laden: You Will Pay for The Terrible ‘Garfield’ from Last Monday
In a purported Osama Bin Laden audio message, the Al Qaeda leader vows to enact revenge upon the West for publication of a “horribly unfunny and unoriginal” Garfield comic strip from Monday, March 10.
Cheney Embarks on Target-Finding Mission
Vice President Cheney began his tour of potential bombing targets in Montreal today.
Bernanke Cuts Children’s Allowance .75%
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke cut the amount his children receive in allowance from him and his wife Anna by .75 percent.
Bush Urges Nation to Wait for Rich Uncle to Call and Offer Large Cash Gift
Hoping to defend himself against criticism that his administration hasn’t done enough to help average Americans who are struggling financially, President Bush met with Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and several other economic advisers at the White House today.
Study Finds Lifelong Link Between Bush, Flawed Intelligence
A Pentagon-sponsored study to be released Friday has found that President Bush has relied on deeply flawed intelligence since his birth.
Clinton Challenges Obama to Cage Match
Hillary Clinton’s campaign released a statement challenging rival Barack Obama to a televised steel-cage wrestling match.
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