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Bush Offers Nation Change from Floor of Car

President Bush said today that the nation could have the 52 cents he found on the floor of one of several armored limousines used for presidential travel.

Premiere of Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show – Obama’s Supporters

National Protrusion Television (NPTV) is proud to announce its partnership with local radio personality Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey.

Maybe I’m Confusing People With This Message of Hope

By Barack Obama

Clinton Campaign Unveils New Strategy For Counting Pledged Delegates

The Clinton campaign announced a new, unorthodox system for counting pledged delegates.

ABC to Air Debate Between Flag Lapel Pin, Jeremiah Wright Quotes

ABC has announced plans to air a debate between Flag Lapel Pin, the popular symbol of patriotism, and a series of statements made by the controversial pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

Clinton: I’ll Kill Bin Laden With My Bare Hands

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton told supporters, “You mess with President Hillary Clinton, you get strangled to death and your blood sucked out of a hole where your face used to be.”

Audio: Pope Benedict XVI Strikes Out 9, Walks 2 in Yankee Stadium Debut

After the game, the Pope told the crowd that he realized early on that he might not have his best stuff.

Bush Calls for Creation of New Greenhouse Gases

President Bush proposed $3.2 billion in emergency supplemental funds to go towards the creation of new, more sustainable greenhouse gases.

Gonzales Urges Local Subway to Implement Enhanced Sandwich-Making Techniques

Gonzales said the techniques would “greatly increase the rate and success of sandwich-making.”

McCain Vows to Defeat Nazis and Japanese in Iraq

McCain only furthered suspicion that he might not be as certain of the realities of the ethnic and religious divisions within Iraq and the greater Middle East.

April2008