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Maverick McCain Orders Tuna Salad When Everyone Else is Getting Turkey

Republican presidential candidate John McCain reinforced his image as a maverick during a trip to a local deli.

Clinton: You’ll Have to Kill Me

Presidential Hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton erased any doubts about whether she would stay in the race for the Democratic nomination as long as she possibly can.

Thousands Offer to Return Stimulus Checks if Bush Will Leave Office Early

Bush, whose approval rating is the lowest in modern history, rejected the proposal during a brief exchange with reporters later in the day.

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey – Obama, Appeasement and Iran

The Mack Truck discusses Barack Obama’s stated intention to negotiate with Iran. It’s an excerpt from the May 19th episode of The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show.

Depressed Congressman Tries to Veto His Own Bill

Congressman Warren App (D-Utah) attempted to veto a school funding bill that he himself had brought before the House of Representatives.

Barney Regularly Consulted on Foreign Policy Matters

Newly-released documents reveal that Barney, one of President Bush’s two dogs, has been regularly consulted on issues of foreign policy and international relations.

Rove Searching for New Unqualified Politician to Work With

Rove is not sure he’ll ever find a specimen as ideal as George W. Bush, whom Mr. Rove met when they were both young men.

McCain Thinks Everyone at Town Hall Meeting is Robert Downey, Jr.

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain mistakenly thought everyone attending a town hall meeting was the actor Robert Downey, Jr.

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey – John Hagee vs. Jeremiah Wright

An excerpt from the May 11th episode, in which the Mack Truck discusses the difference between Jeremiah Wright and John Hagee.

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show – Socialized Medicine

In this excerpt from the May 5th episode of The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show, the Truck talks about the Clinton and/or Obama health care plans, and how at heart they boil down to socialism.

May2008