June2008

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Bush Vows to Finish ‘She’s Come Undone’ by End of Term

President Bush vowed today to finish the Wally Lamb novel “She’s Come Undone” by the time he leaves office in January, 2009.

Clinton Will Accept VP Spot If She Can Be President Most of the Time

“If you use the ClintonTron to add the popular vote, as we did, I won more of the popular vote, as we’ve said over and over again,” Clinton said.

New DOJ Memo Gives Bush Authority to Torture Harry Reid

A legal memo written by the Acting Assistant Attorney General for the Office of Legal Counsel at the Department of Justice, appears to grant President Bush authority to torture Senate majority leader Harry Reid in several ways.

Obama: Crazy Pastors Just Seem to Love Me

Mr. Obama quit Trinity United Church of Christ after video surfaced of Rev. Michael Pfleger mocking Hillary Clinton during a guest sermon there.