Oh, I’m Sorry, Mr. Obama, I Didn’t Realize You Were Running For President of Germany
The Mack Truck takes a break from his radio show to pen an opinion piece on Obama’s recent overseas trip.
Bush Asks NASA Engineers to Transport Him Back to 2002
President Bush asked the top NASA administrator if his team of engineers could “get me back to 2002, like maybe January.”
Exxon Mobil Vows to Reduce Nation’s Dependence on Other Companies’ Oil
“This country should not have to face the prospect of several different oil companies determining its economic fate,” CEO Rex V. Tillerson said in a statement.
Bush Finally Reads Job Description
President Bush said he was “shocked” by the expectations of a United States president as outlined in the position’s job description.
Between You and Me, Scalia and Thomas Are Fat Assholes
By Samuel A. Alito, Jr.
Gonzales Keeps Prank-Calling White House
Over the past several weeks, White House Switchboard Chief Operator Mary Brontson says the switchboard has received up to a dozen prank calls a day from former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
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