October2008

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McCain Buys 3 Seconds of Air Time on Food Network

The campaign of Arizona Senator John McCain announced today that it had purchased three seconds of air time on the Food Network, during which time it will air an ad for the senator’s campaign.

Palin Pushes McCain Out of Campaign Plane

Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin is trying to explain why she pushed Republican Presidential nominee John McCain off Mr. McCain’s campaign plane early this morning.

Is Obama Really Visiting His Sick Grandmother? – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey

In this excerpt from Wednesday’s show, The Mack Truck investigates the real reason Barack Obama plans to leave the campaign trail.

Bush Unlikely to Get White House Security Deposit Back

President Bush said he was “very disappointed” to learn that he will likely not be receiving any of the $3,000 security deposit he put down when he took over the White House in January of 2001.

McCain Hurls Bob Schieffer at Obama

The third and final debate between presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama abruptly ended when Senator McCain picked up moderator Bob Schieffer of CBS News and hurled him at Senator Obama.

The Troopergate Report – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey

In this excerpt from The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show, The Mack Truck talks about the recently released report on the so-called Troopergate scandal.

McCain Wanders Off Debate Stage and Into Undergraduate Physics Lecture

Senator McCain wound up in a physics classroom, located in the same building, where he sat in on part of a lecture being given to undergraduate students.