November2008

The National Protrusion.com

Palin’s Rating Among Moose, Wolves Has Plummeted

Palin’s approval rating among the two groups has dropped some 52%, from 71% before the election season, to just 19% this week.

[Audio] Paulson Suggests Allocating $35 Billion of Rescue Funds To Henry Paulson

NPNR’s David Overbearing reports on Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson’s testimony before the House Financial Services Committee, in which he suggested Congress approve the issuing of a Treasury check in the amount of $35 billion to Henry M. Paulson, Jr.

CEOs Say They May Have to Cut Back on Hookers and Blow

The executives requested government aid to enable the continuation of the practices.

HMTHS – Henry Goes to Therapy

The Mack Truck attempts to answer his critics, who have asserted that he needs “professional help.”

[Audio] Senator: I’m Fairly Certain I Didn’t Hack That Girl to Pieces

NPNR’s David Overbearing reports that Senator Casey Dudd of Kansas is facing increased scrutiny over his involvement in the gruesome murder of his female aide of seven years.

Cheney Asks if He Can Be Secretary of Evil

Vice President Dick Cheney asked Vice President-elect Joe Biden of Delaware about the possibility of serving in the Obama administration as Secretary of Evil.

Election Reaction – The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show

The Mack Truck tells a caller he’s not upset about the outcome of the election. But is he telling the truth? A transcript is below the video.

[Audio] Americans Hoping to Be Cynical Again Soon

NPNR’s David Overbearing reports on the desire of many Americans to return to familiar attitudes of negativity and cynicism towards their government.

Cheney Vows to Remain in Secret White House Cave-Chamber Throughout Obama’s Tenure

Vice President Dick Cheney said today that he has no plans to leave his secret chamber, located somewhere within or near the White House, once Barack Obama begins his term as U.S. President in late January.

Sarah Palin Offers Husband Todd to GOP in Bizarre Sacrificial Ceremony

In an unusual sacrificial ceremony, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin offered her husband Todd to GOP leaders in exchange for a political future within the party.