December2008

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Wherein I Attempt a Live Broadcast via UStream

UStream is a free service which provides users with the capability to broadcast live video programs. Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey attempted such a broadcast, but it didn’t go as he had hoped.

White House Christmas: Cheney Gives Enriched Uranium Again

At Monday’s annual White House Christmas party, Vice President Dick Cheney surprised no one when he gave everyone on his gift list a block of enriched uranium.

The Henry “Mack Truck Harvey Show Live – Tonight 10PM Pacific

Due to overwhelming popular demand, The Mack Truck has decided to broadcast a live show tonight at 10 PM Pacific, 1 AM Eastern.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Blogosphere Just Got a Little More Crowded

The Mack Truck talks about his new venture, his very own blog at The Mack Truck dot com.

Bush Asks to Be Graded on a Curve

President Bush addressed the nation tonight to ask that history, and the American people, judge him “on a curve, to make things fair.”

Gay Marriage – The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show

The Mack Truck discusses Gay Marriage.

Bush Won’t Come Out of Cardboard Box Fort [White House Press Briefing]

In this audio excerpt from NPNR, Interim White House Press Secretary Josh Upland takes questions regarding a news story which said that President Bush is refusing to come out of a fort he constructed out of cardboard boxes.

Obama Asking Himself Who Would Be The Most Hilarious CIA Director

“I want someone really funny, just side-splitting hilarity,” Obama said, as he jotted notes during lunch, before a meeting with top members of his transition team.

Cheney Refuses to Set Timetable for Withdrawal from White House

Vice President Dick Cheney said he will refuse any attempt to impose “unwise, politically-motivated timelines” for the Bush administration’s withdrawal from the White House.

Country Decides Toothpaste Makes Great Christmas Gift

Joe and Lori Metuchen realized something Friday, as they were waiting on a long line at 4:00 AM for a nearby Best Buy to open: toothpaste is a great gift for Christmas.