GOP Bill Would Eliminate Middle Class Income Tax by Eliminating Middle Class Income
Senate Republicans introduced a bill today that would simultaneously eliminate the income tax and the income for the so-called ‘middle class.’
Republicans Warn of Giant Government Attacking Populace with Contraceptives
House Republicans today warned the people of Washington, D.C. that they are at risk of attack from “a gigantic government wielding several types of contraceptives.”
Why Are There Still Problems, Mr. Problem Eraser?
by Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey, Op-Ed Columnist
Obama Considers Selling Biden to Japan for Cash and Goods
President Barack Obama is reportedly considering a plan to sell Vice President Joe Biden to Japan for an undisclosed amount of cash and goods.
Scalia and Thomas Perform ‘Who’s On First?’ at Local Auditorium
Supreme Court Justices Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas peformed their rendition of the famous comedy sketch ‘Who’s On First?’ to a sold-out crowd at Beckman Auditorium.
Bush Leaves Country ‘Awesome’ Mix Tape
In his final act as president, George W. Bush presented the American people with what he called an “awesome” mix tape.
Obama vs. Kiefer Sutherland – Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey
The Mack Truck discusses the differences between President-elect Obama and Kiefer Sutherland. It’s an excerpt from The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show.
Biden Pushing for Inaugural Moon Bounce
So far, there has been no ruling by the committee regarding Biden’s request.
Bush Joins Obama Team as White House Handyman
President-elect Barack Obama announced today that President Bush will continue to work in the White House after Mr. Obama’s inauguration on January 20th – Mr. Bush will take over as White House Handyman.
Banned From Facebook – The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show
The Mack Truck talks about why he was recently banned from Facebook, as well as how many friends he has.
Facebook
Email Delivery
Twitter