Appearing before the House Financial Services Committee, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke testified that “Ben Bernanke is frankly pretty sick of testifying to committees like these.”
by Rep. Chip Daniels (D-MD)
Mr. Obama said that he knows the move requires patience on the part of the American people, but that it will pay off “when we get super-galactic ratings.”
The National Protrusion is proud to debut Ask Congress, a series where members of the United States Congress answer questions on a given topic.
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner held a press conference today to announce a need on the part of the Treasury for “people good with numbers, figures, economics – things of that nature.”
Former United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was discovered in a storage shed behind the White House Saturday by security personnel.
In what is assumed to be a miscommunication in the relaying of the day’s talking points, several prominent Republicans condemned what they referred to as “hairless spending” proposed by President Obama.
Former Director of the Central Intelligence Agency Porter Goss said today that because of the agency’s efforts, the United States was “no longer under threat from VHS tapes or any other form of analog media.”
This parent-child economy only works if there is lending from the parent to the child.
President Barack Obama asked Vice President Joe Biden what he knew about how a provision allocating $10 million to the purchase of Skittles, a popular candy, made its way into Mr. Obama’s proposed budget.