April2009

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Obama Lobs Fruit at Geithner During White House Budget Meeting

During a meeting on the 2010 budget, President Obama repeatedly threw various pieces of fruit at Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner.

CIA to Begin Underwater-Only Interrogations

CIA Director Leon E. Panetta announced today that the agency will begin underwater-only interrogations of suspected terrorists in U.S. custody, in the hope of “gleaning information we would not be able to obtain if the suspect were above sea level.”

New ‘Belittler’ Computer Worm Insults Personal Data

The worm told a user in New York that he “had the lamest Firefox bookmarks this virus has ever seen.”

Looks Like You’ve Stepped in the Merde Now, Mr. President

You know it’s bad when even the French guy is giving you flack.

Bin Laden Tweets 140-Character Fatwa

The fatwa was issued using the social networking tool Twitter, and therefore was only 140 characters long, which is the maximum allowed in a Twitter post, or “tweet.”