June2009

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Rahm Emanuel Quietly Strangles Cleaning Woman Who Saw Classified Documents

Mr. Emanuel said the strangling, “Went off without a hitch,” and he was back at work within a half hour.

The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show – Sonia Sotomayor

In this excerpt from the new and improved Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show, Henry speaks with a Democratic strategist about President Obama’s pick to replace retiring Justice Souter on the Supreme Court.

U.S. Test-Fires Long-Range Rhetoric

At approximately 1:13 a.m. EDT, The United States test-fired a package of long-range rhetoric which could potentially reach North Korea, the Defense Department announced today.

Announcing The National Protrusion.com Blogs

Yes, that’s right. The National Protrusion.com is debuting two new blogs.