March2010

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Congressman Voting His Conscience, or Whatever That’s Called

Representative Jason Armon, Democrat of Virginia, announced Saturday he is changing his vote on health care reform legislation from ‘no’ to ‘yes.’

Unmanned Drone Put in Charge of War in Afghanistan

The Defense Department announced Friday that one of its many Predator drones will take over command of U.S. forces in Afghanistan, effective immediately.

Palin Pens Exquisite, Nuanced Facebook Update

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin posted what is being hailed as a “masterpiece” of the genre of Facebook status updates Tuesday, wowing both literary critics and fans alike.