March2011

The National Protrusion.com

U.S. Sets Record for Most Muslim Countries Invaded Simultaneously

President Obama said the United States is “extremely proud” of setting the new record for most Muslim countries being invaded at one time by a single nation or fighting force.

Nuclear Energy Completely Safe, Say Men Who Make Money from Nuclear Energy

The Nuclear Energy Institute released a statement in which they declared nuclear energy to be “completely and utterly safe.”

Shenk and Me – Unnamed Sources Part 3

When James tells Mr. Shenk that he can’t go through with calling the Wall Street Herald, Shenk tries to show him how such a call might go.