Comments on: Dow Jones Industrial Average Means Everything to Unemployed Man http://thenationalprotrusion.com/dow-jones-unemployed-man/4863/ Jerome's Newspaper - When News Breaks, I'll Get to it At Some Point Mon, 05 Sep 2011 11:26:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: HelpUsAll http://thenationalprotrusion.com/dow-jones-unemployed-man/4863/comment-page-1/#comment-25011 HelpUsAll Thu, 03 Feb 2011 09:13:42 +0000 http://thenationalprotrusion.com/?p=4863#comment-25011 Mr. Zersky in his previous career as a lab assistant to Dr. Pavlov, who is famous for his Classical Conditioning experiments with dogs, also has another quirk about him. To this day, whenever he hears a bell sound, he immediately begins salivating, whether or not a meal or a Kibble & Bit rolls down the chute. Old habits die hard when you're desperate, and prone to believing that commercial advertising is actually hard news. The fact that he sold his last stock months ago to keep the cable TV turned on, attests to his adherence to the mantra, "what's good for Wall Street, is good for the homeless too". Mr. Zersky in his previous career as a lab assistant to Dr. Pavlov, who is famous for his Classical Conditioning experiments with dogs, also has another quirk about him. To this day, whenever he hears a bell sound, he immediately begins salivating, whether or not a meal or a Kibble & Bit rolls down the chute.

Old habits die hard when you’re desperate, and prone to believing that commercial advertising is actually hard news. The fact that he sold his last stock months ago to keep the cable TV turned on, attests to his adherence to the mantra, “what’s good for Wall Street, is good for the homeless too”.

]]> By: lou from the bronx http://thenationalprotrusion.com/dow-jones-unemployed-man/4863/comment-page-1/#comment-17758 lou from the bronx Mon, 27 Sep 2010 16:43:22 +0000 http://thenationalprotrusion.com/?p=4863#comment-17758 I wont compare myself to zersky He is in pretty bad shape..............i do have some money in the mkt..although a lot less now after the near depression................i must admit i feel better when the dow goes up..........even though it really does not affect my life one way or the other,,,,,,,,it does make me happy..........i figure it is a lot better than getting drunk..well a lot cheaper anyway................... I wont compare myself to zersky He is in pretty bad shape…………..i do have some money in the mkt..although a lot less now after the near depression…………….i must admit i feel better when the dow goes up……….even though it really does not affect my life one way or the other,,,,,,,,it does make me happy……….i figure it is a lot better than getting drunk..well a lot cheaper anyway……………….

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