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		<title>Unmanned Drone Put in Charge of War in Afghanistan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Defense Department announced Friday that one of its many Predator drones will take over command of U.S. forces in Afghanistan, effective immediately.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/unmanned-drone-put-in-charge-of-war-in-afghanistan/4789/</link>
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		<title>Palin Pens Exquisite, Nuanced Facebook Update</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin posted what is being hailed as a "masterpiece" of the genre of Facebook status updates Tuesday, wowing both literary critics and fans alike.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/palin-exquisite-facebook-update/4775/</link>
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		<title>Terrorist Smuggles Entire al-Qaeda Training Class Aboard Flight to U.S.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Authorities are piecing together clues as to how an alleged terrorist was able to smuggle 12 of his al-Qaeda training school classmates onto a flight from Germany to Chicago in his carry-on luggage.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/terrorist-smuggles-class/4757/</link>
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		<title>NightNite &#8211; Military Spending vs. Domestic Spending</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TheNationalProtrusion.com presents NightNite, an in-depth look at the issues most important to Americans. Tonight, an examination of the difference between military spending and domestic spending.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/nightnite-militaryg-vs-domestic-spending/4750/</link>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Afghanistan Troop Decision &#8211; NPN</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sheila Magnanimous and NP News ask the tough questions. This week, it's whether President Obama is taking too long to decide on Afghanistan troop levels. Joining Sheila is House Minority Leader John Boehner of Ohio.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/obama-afghanistan-troops/4735/</link>
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		<title>Should Terror Suspects be Tried in U.S. Courts? &#8211; The Henry &#8220;Mack Truck&#8221; Harvey Show</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Mack Truck discusses the recent decision by Attorney General Eric Holder to try Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other terror suspects in U.S. courts. ]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/terrort-suspects-tried-u-s-courts-mack-truck-harvey-show/4719/</link>
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		<title>Abortion to Receive Govt. Funding Only When Two or More Women Might Die</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Democratic House member whose amendment to the House health care reform bill restricting abortion funding had already provoked intense debate, revised that amendment Thursday, making it even more restrictive.]]></description>
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		<title>Illegal Immigrant Will Take Over as Host of &#8216;Lou Dobbs Tonight&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A spokesman for CNN has confirmed that Luis Gonzalez, an immigrant who illegally crossed the border from Mexico into the United States in 2005, will take over the reigns as host of 'Lou Dobbs Tonight,' effective immediately.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/illegal-immigrant-host-lou-dobbs-tonight/4701/</link>
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		<title>Death Panel Rules Palin be Tweeted to Death</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A death panel convened by the Obama Administration to judge which Americans are allowed to live or die has ruled that former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin must be tweeted, or twittered, to death.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/death-panel-palin-tweeted/4693/</link>
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		<title>Tea Partiers Mistakenly Kill Man Named Bill</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Shouts of "Kill the bill" led to the shooting death of a man named Bill,  outside the Capitol Building Saturday during an anti-health care reform protest.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/tea-partiers-mistakenly-kill-man-named-bill/4681/</link>
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		<title>Senator Hopes to Give Corporations More Rights than Gay Couples</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Senator James Inhofe, Republican of Oklahoma, recently declared it his mission as a lawmaker "to see that corporations can do everything they want, and that gay couples can do almost nothing that they want."]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/corporations-more-rights-gay-couples/4660/</link>
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		<title>Illegal Immigrants Not Entitled to Health</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lawmakers in Congress may disagree on many aspects of health care reform legislation, but they agree on one thing: illegal immigrants don't deserve health care legislation, because they don't deserve health.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/illegal-immigrants-not-entitled-to-health/4646/</link>
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		<title>Karzai Replaced with Actual Puppet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Afghan President Hamid Karzai was forcibly removed from office early Wednesday morning in an apparent coup orchestrated by military officers. Sammy, a puppet made of a large green and black sock with glued-on googly eyes, was introduced in a statement to the press as the new president.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/karzai-replaced-with-actual-puppet/4627/</link>
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		<title>My First Wordpress Theme</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You're looking at the first Wordpress theme I've created from scratch. It's a work in progress, and I would love any feedback.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/my-first-wordpress-theme/4602/</link>
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		<title>Olympia Snowe Leaving &#8216;Gang of Six&#8217; to Pursue Solo Career</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A publicist for Senator Olympia Snowe of Maine confirmed that the senator is leaving the so-called 'Gang of Six' senators to pursue a career forming legislation outside the group.]]></description>
		<link>http://thenationalprotrusion.com/olympia-snowe-leaving-gang-of-six-to-pursue-solo-career/4564/</link>
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