New Jersey Officials Arrested in FBI Sting Operation
July 23, 2009
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Overbearing: From NPNR, I’m David Overbearing.
Three New Jersey mayors, members of the state assembly and several rabbis were arrested Thursday in a wide-ranging FBI sting operation. The mayors of Hoboken, Ridgefield and Secaucus were among those arrested on charges ranging from corruption and money-laundering to trafficking in human organs.
John Eastbrook, a state assemblyman who was arrested Thursday morning and released after posting bond, denies any wrongdoing.
Eastbrook: I’m as clean as a constipated lady’s ass on this, all right? All’s I did was talk to a guy who talked to a guy, who talked to another guy. Who did some things.
Overbearing: Eastbrook said he is in no way connected with the allegations of trafficking in human organs such as kidneys.
Eastbrook: Fuggedaboudit, I know nothing about that. But, uh, if you need something like that, I might know a guy who knows a guy.
Overbearing: Eastbrook says he’s glad he was able to post bond, because he plans to go down the shore this weekend.
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Oh yeah! Well I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a gall bladder AND an appendix, personally. Could you have your guy, talk to his guy, and ask him if his guys are in the market for any of these goodies? It’s not that I’m in this kind of racket or anything, but could you just have your guys have a little talk about it, and then get back to me and my guys?
Hey, what’s the deal with the rabbis in all this? If they’re part of this, tell them the organs I’m talkin’ about are strictly kosher.
Bernie the Organ Dealer
Comment by Help Us All — August 15, 2009 @