Comments on: Obama’s Afghanistan Troop Decision – NPN http://thenationalprotrusion.com/obama-afghanistan-troops/4735/ Jerome's Newspaper - When News Breaks, I'll Get to it At Some Point Mon, 05 Sep 2011 11:26:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: HelpUsAll http://thenationalprotrusion.com/obama-afghanistan-troops/4735/comment-page-1/#comment-8047 HelpUsAll Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:06:38 +0000 http://thenationalprotrusion.com/?p=4735#comment-8047 Yes, it is true. We Americans ARE a nation of “Deciders”, a term SO eloquently coined by the former Mensa Man himself, AKA “W”. Unfortunately, due to the fact that our populace as a whole has been dumbed down to an IQ level that is so severely anemic, an actual sack of doorknobs (literally) recently scored significantly higher on the Stanford-Benet Intelligence Test than that of the national norm! This study conforms to a high degree of statistical validity, with a deviation from the mean of a mere .0002 percent. In other words, we have indeed become a nation of blunderers, combination plates short on tacos, rice, AND beans, and boxes of pencils that are full to the brim, with nary a sharpened tip among the lot. Here’s how his day starts for the prototypical American: “I just woke up. I have a thought. I’m the prototypical American genius in my own mind. I’ve just decided that we should go to war with 3…hell, why not make that 4…or 5 countries that are far, far away, that have never done a thing to us other than build their houses on OUR oil and resources (the bastards!). Damn right! And while we’re on a roll, why don’t we just borrow the money to pay for this from countries that don’t have nukes, or as many nukes as we do?" Having done a full day of productive heavy thinking, I’m now ready for breakfast. Tomorrow, I’ll figure out why other people hate us for our freedoms…can you believe the nerve of those guys? Yes, it is true. We Americans ARE a nation of “Deciders”, a term SO eloquently coined by the former Mensa Man himself, AKA “W”.

Unfortunately, due to the fact that our populace as a whole has been dumbed down to an IQ level that is so severely anemic, an actual sack of doorknobs (literally) recently scored significantly higher on the Stanford-Benet Intelligence Test than that of the national norm! This study conforms to a high degree of statistical validity, with a deviation from the mean of a mere .0002 percent.

In other words, we have indeed become a nation of blunderers, combination plates short on tacos, rice, AND beans, and boxes of pencils that are full to the brim, with nary a sharpened tip among the lot.

Here’s how his day starts for the prototypical American:

“I just woke up. I have a thought. I’m the prototypical American genius in my own mind. I’ve just decided that we should go to war with 3…hell, why not make that 4…or 5 countries that are far, far away, that have never done a thing to us other than build their houses on OUR oil and resources (the bastards!). Damn right! And while we’re on a roll, why don’t we just borrow the money to pay for this from countries that don’t have nukes, or as many nukes as we do?”

Having done a full day of productive heavy thinking, I’m now ready for breakfast. Tomorrow, I’ll figure out why other people hate us for our freedoms…can you believe the nerve of those guys?

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