Speaking of mortgage brokers, I took out a mortgage from Washington Mutual to buy my home in 2002, and just found out after it got tranched, bundled, and whacked a little that I now have to send my payments to some bank named the “Third Bank of Swaziland.” Couldn’t they have whacked it all the way up to at least the “Second Bank of Swaziland” for God’s sake!

Anyway…”I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of Goldman Sachs…and to the repugnant for which it stands, One World Order, under Paulson, invisible, with liberty and justice for them.”