Sarah Palin Offers Husband Todd to GOP in Bizarre Sacrificial Ceremony
In an unusual sacrificial ceremony, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin offered her husband Todd to GOP leaders in exchange for a political future within the party.
Smart Man Elected Somehow
Jeremy Montross, a stupid person from Michigan, was disappointed with the outcome of the election.
McCain Buys 3 Seconds of Air Time on Food Network
The campaign of Arizona Senator John McCain announced today that it had purchased three seconds of air time on the Food Network, during which time it will air an ad for the senator’s campaign.
Palin Pushes McCain Out of Campaign Plane
Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin is trying to explain why she pushed Republican Presidential nominee John McCain off Mr. McCain’s campaign plane early this morning.
McCain Wanders Off Debate Stage and Into Undergraduate Physics Lecture
Senator McCain wound up in a physics classroom, located in the same building, where he sat in on part of a lecture being given to undergraduate students.
Couric to Palin: Do You Know We’re Recording This?
Several times during her exclusive interview with Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric asked Palin whether or not she was aware that the interviews were being taped, and that “other people would see them.”
Palin: This Financial Situation Needs a Good Scrubbin’ and a Cleanin’
Campaigning with Senator John McCain in Pennsylvania Monday, Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin told an invited audience of nearly 3,000 that Wall Street needed “a good old-fashioned scrubbin’.”
Biden Quits Race Because He Can’t See Russia From Delaware
Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden made a stunning announcement during a campaign stop today that he is leaving the race, effective immediately.
Edwards: I Only Slept with Kucinich Once
Former presidential candidate John Edwards told Brian Williams of NBC News that in addition to carrying on an affair with amateur filmmaker Rielle Hunter in 2006, he also had a tryst with fellow Democrat Dennis Kucinich the following year.
Oh, I’m Sorry, Mr. Obama, I Didn’t Realize You Were Running For President of Germany
The Mack Truck takes a break from his radio show to pen an opinion piece on Obama’s recent overseas trip.
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