2008 election

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McCain Invades Iran Himself

Presumptive Republican presidential candidate John McCain flew an F-18 Hornet into Iranian airspace today and dropped several 2,000 lb. bombs on what he thought were important military targets. The bombs were actually dropped into a cluster of camels in an otherwise abandoned stretch of desert.

McCain Opposes Newest McCain Proposal

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain said today he “strongly opposes” a proposal made by John McCain regarding nuclear energy.

McCain Hires Anti-Lobby Lobbying Firm

For his part, Senator McCain sees no hypocrisy at play in his hiring of the firm.

Clinton Will Accept VP Spot If She Can Be President Most of the Time

“If you use the ClintonTron to add the popular vote, as we did, I won more of the popular vote, as we’ve said over and over again,” Clinton said.

Obama: Crazy Pastors Just Seem to Love Me

Mr. Obama quit Trinity United Church of Christ after video surfaced of Rev. Michael Pfleger mocking Hillary Clinton during a guest sermon there.

Maverick McCain Orders Tuna Salad When Everyone Else is Getting Turkey

Republican presidential candidate John McCain reinforced his image as a maverick during a trip to a local deli.

Clinton: You’ll Have to Kill Me

Presidential Hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton erased any doubts about whether she would stay in the race for the Democratic nomination as long as she possibly can.

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey – Obama, Appeasement and Iran

The Mack Truck discusses Barack Obama’s stated intention to negotiate with Iran. It’s an excerpt from the May 19th episode of The Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey Show.

McCain Thinks Everyone at Town Hall Meeting is Robert Downey, Jr.

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain mistakenly thought everyone attending a town hall meeting was the actor Robert Downey, Jr.

Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey – John Hagee vs. Jeremiah Wright

An excerpt from the May 11th episode, in which the Mack Truck discusses the difference between Jeremiah Wright and John Hagee.