Clinton Challenges Obama to Cage Match
Hillary Clinton’s campaign released a statement challenging rival Barack Obama to a televised steel-cage wrestling match.
Russert Detains Obama for Further Questioning
Following the Democratic primary debate at Cleveland State University Tuesday night, NBC Washington bureau chief Tim Russert detained Barack Obama for several hours in a small room in the school’s main building, and forced him to answer additional questions.
Clinton Accuses Obama of Winning
Hillary Clinton today accused rival Barack Obama of, “Just winning all over the place.”
Romney Vows Continued Handsomeness
In California ahead of a Republican debate at the Ronald Reagan Library, Mitt Romney said voters can rely on him, “To be unwavering in my handsomeness.”
Fred Thompson Admits He Died Several Months Ago
Fred Thompson ended his presidential campaign today, then admitted to reporters that he actually died several months ago, and had been, “going through the motions” ever since.
Fred Thompson Elected President of His Imagination
It was during a campaign stop in Charleston today that Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson announced he had been elected president of his own imagination.
Attempting to Cry, Giuliani Vomits on Several Undecided Voters
Taking a cue from the campaign of Hillary Rodham Clinton, Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani allegedly attempted to cry at a campaign event at the Hilton Hotel in Sarasota this morning, but wound up vomiting on several undecided voters seated near him at a large table.
The National Protrusion is Sort of Liveblogging the ABC New Hampshire Debates
I’m trying this out. I’ve never live-blogged before, so you may have to bear with me. And it’s also not really live, it’s just live on the West Coast.
Clinton Vows to Pretend to Fight Status Quo
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to, “Pretend to fight the status quo that exists in Washington. I know that’s what the people of America want, and I intend with every fiber of my being to act like I’m doing that.”
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