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Iran Will Only Meet with U.S. if U.S. Representatives Get Nothing to Drink

Iran’s Foreign Minister announced today that a precondition for any bilateral meeting between Iran and United States would necessitate “nothing delicious or cold for the Americans to drink.”

Ahmadinejad Demands U.S. Give Him Moist Piece of Cake

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad demanded in a speech today that he receive, from the United States, “The most moist piece of cake that there is.”