Alberto Gonzales Discovered Living on Pine Cones in White House Storage Shed
Former United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was discovered in a storage shed behind the White House Saturday by security personnel.
Gonzales Shows Up at Justice Department Dressed as Mukasey
Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales showed up at the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building disguised as current Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey.
Gonzales Keeps Prank-Calling White House
Over the past several weeks, White House Switchboard Chief Operator Mary Brontson says the switchboard has received up to a dozen prank calls a day from former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
Gonzales Urges Local Subway to Implement Enhanced Sandwich-Making Techniques
Gonzales said the techniques would “greatly increase the rate and success of sandwich-making.”
Will You Hug Me?
by Alberto Gonzales
Gonzales Tells Committee, “I Like Horses”
Appearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales responded to all questions with the phrase, “I like horses.”
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