Obama Meets with Bank Executives to Ask for Better Pin Number
President Barack Obama met with the CEOs of some of the nation’s major banks at the White House to ask them for a better pin number for various personal accounts of his.
Obama Names Larry Brillstein Secretary of Panic
President Obama announced his appointment of Larry Brillstein as Secretary of Panic at the White House Thursday afternoon.
Obama Tells Graduates to Lower Expectations
“This is not a time to be a dreamer,” Mr. Obama said.
Obama Fails to Keep Country Safe From Dick Cheney
“I have to look at it honestly and objectively, and when I do that, I see that I haven’t done the job,” the president said.
Obama Lobs Fruit at Geithner During White House Budget Meeting
During a meeting on the 2010 budget, President Obama repeatedly threw various pieces of fruit at Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner.
Looks Like You’ve Stepped in the Merde Now, Mr. President
You know it’s bad when even the French guy is giving you flack.
Obama Announces He’s Waiting till Sweeps Week to Fix Economy
Mr. Obama said that he knows the move requires patience on the part of the American people, but that it will pay off “when we get super-galactic ratings.”
Obama Asks Biden How $10 Million for Skittles Got Into Budget
President Barack Obama asked Vice President Joe Biden what he knew about how a provision allocating $10 million to the purchase of Skittles, a popular candy, made its way into Mr. Obama’s proposed budget.
Why Are There Still Problems, Mr. Problem Eraser?
by Henry “Mack Truck” Harvey, Op-Ed Columnist
Obama Considers Selling Biden to Japan for Cash and Goods
President Barack Obama is reportedly considering a plan to sell Vice President Joe Biden to Japan for an undisclosed amount of cash and goods.
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